Freestyler
Here, have this cat!
An alien humbly offers you a cat. His accent is severly broken, as portrayed by near-to unintelligible letters.
devil gives you free cat, what a nice guy!
cat with a strange scarf recommending a contract
A cat signing the Declaration of Independence!
cat depends on being covered in piss
A cat being pissed on. (that is disgusting and wrong)
Pissing on a cat is wrong... Castration! Double castration!!1!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!