Anything homestuck related (extra points if it has to do with Calliope)

Calliope, appearently.

A man is holding a carrot just before he is molested by a purple tentacle monster with a red eye.

a squid pats a man on the back as the man contemplates his life story while looking a a carrot.

A man drinks sadly while his squid friend comforts him.

:((((. So touching

Tavros is watching Ano Hana

This dUde ain't having any of your crap

Brunette man does not want poop.