An evil chicken is killing all the people throwing eggs on everybody
Evil chicken is bombing people with eggs. Now everyone's dead.
A restaurant murders innocent men with spit and fried eggs
All-you-can-eat restaurant goes on murderous rampage.
An all-you-can eat restraunt going on a murderous killing spree
Restraunt windows shoot lasers at people.
the latest version of windows had some... interesting option packages, to say the least
pointin out the obvious
A kid bullying another kid a school, not knowing that it will affect the rest of his life, and likely ruin it.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!