King Ched battles an octopus using a giant q-tip.

ched or possibly kingcheddarxvii KO's an octopus if not a mime with a moustache ko's an octopus

Mimw K.O's an octopus.

the mime and his target demographic: a lone dead octopus.

The mine didn't kill the squid.

the four unholy eels rise from the dark abyss, ready to perform the ritual.

So one Urinal says to it's three neighboring urinals "Let's do the ritual" It's also a really nasty looking bathroom.

"Let's do this!" screamed the larger urinals as they taunted the smaller one.

The urinals gang up on the baby urinal and make him cry.