APE ATTACK!
a roaring, monstrous bear
The number one threat is BEEEEEAAAARRRRSS. RUN!
Man flees after poking one eye out of bear
A man runs from where he gouged a bear's eye out
Some badass steals the last eye from the bear
A guy riding a blue jet, a teddy dinosaur, and a cactus.
Prediction for 2012
Blue Tooth, not blue mascara
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!