What neckbeards fap to

Exotic orc figurine comes with: cloth shorts with penis sticking out

Shrek with a sword and massive cock

An oversized chicken places its beak next to what appears to be Shrek wielding a sword.

A chicken with a green eye. How rare.

Duck thats all

the water in the pond comes up to the knees of the giant green duck

Green demon duck stands in a puddle. The sign says pond, but it's not fooling anyone.

Green bird shits into a pond that isn't actually a pond. The bird also has bloody teeth and big, buggy eyes.