I'm torn between two fragile lines. "Hey there you look nice" or "HEY THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK?"
homestuck sucks
Nerd wishing he could do himself
A lonely high schooler resents their virginity, expressing a wish that they could just sleep with themselves.
Man wishes to have sex with himself without masturbating
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!