A turtle, crawling out of Harry Potter's bleeding rectum.
Man pooping a turtle
A cute turtle about to have two large boobs rubbed all over its shell.
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"So, Detective Henderson, what happened here?" "Well, the man died of a broken neck. We think he was murdered due to his neckbearded fans."
skeleton alien holding corncob
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!