My friend rodne
Man is sad about his gigantic pig-in-a-blanket with was surgically attached to his groin.
Dear god, my dick is a pig-in-a-blanket!
A dick fucking a dick in between the balls
Man is disgusted by what his girlfriend wants to do in bed. Although, he may just be surprised at his luck.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!