Renaissance-era hipsters
Renaissance fair dude wants you to know he was into tights before it was cool. He also has some gnarly chest hair. Button that shit up, bro
Fat neck-bearded hipster wearing green tights is at the Jousting arena and proudly announcing that he wore these pants before they were cool
This neckbear is still rocking those plaid hillbilly shirts!
"Cletus T. Bear, at yur service. I may not be the handiest bear in these woods, nor the best dressed, but I do talk. Not bad fur a bear."
Why would you assume Cletus T. Bearington does not own a water closet? Any good gentlebear is well-prepared for sanitary emergencies.
Warning: If you go to a bear's house for dinner, they won't have a bathroom. Most polite bears will have a bucket and TP on hand, though.
Does a bear shit in the woods? No, it's in a bucket.
Luna-Bear isn't cleaning that shit.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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