Sherlock
An inspector with one leg is waiting behind a corner for a orange spy to pass by.
a one-eyed bandit stealing coffee from the deputy!!
A man's eyes are crying because a bandit has stolen his coffee.
A guy is crying because someone just stole his coffee at gunpoint
Someone pointed a gun at me just to take my yummy coffee
Double-eyepatched meme blogger attempts to rob a helpless pedestrian of their coffee.
IT'S NOT A PURSE, IT'S A SATCHEL!!
you don't put something into a bag but in a box
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!