OH NO! Somebody slipped and fell in a puddle of marinara sauce!
man slipping on a PUDDLE OF BLOOD
Dashing fellow slips over puddle of blood
Classy man sliding through ketchup
a gentleman sliding in blood
man enjoying his relaxing swim down a bloody river is disturbed by a rude person that doesn't like blood.
man is jealous of blood river
a man is nauseous as he approaches the river of blood
Fartman eats cabbage down by the ol' blood river
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!