Man finds out wife is actually rare yucca plant.
Dexter's archnemesis asserting his love for Dexter's sister after she gained 200 pounds while sniffing a cactus.
narwhal bacon (drawn by reddit)
Ur a faget
Sittin next to a river, a man
Cnut the Great
A hamburger wearing a crown is telling a seal to stop moving
Mayor McCheese tells a dolphin to stop moving. Probably so that he can do something lewd to it, I don't know.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!