I-it's not like I want you to draw a picture or anything, b-baka!

a self portrait of the author

An old guy thinks to himself, James Patterson?

He is so handsome and sparklie

A hot chick describing what I look like

Oh hey chick! Today looks like the breast- I mean best day ever..I feel like going boobi-I mean tubing..Too cold I need my tit-I mean mitts

a lewd image of someone masturbating to the reddit alien.

the reddit alien seems confused by white liquid comming out of a birds hand