The sperm king.

i just drew that

the removed eyeballs of the power rangers, each with a strange mutation coloring their irises a color similar to that of their suit

eyes that are the primary colours

Green alien with blue eyes, carrot horns and a banana mouth is staring at you.

an avocado with carrot ears and a banana mouth.

Some kind of ogre or troll or something of the sort

Whats lives under a bridge and on the internet at the same time?

Elf surveillance. Or at least SOMETHING involving elves, hidden spaces, a monitor and some suspicious antennae.