The website you hate the most. Whatever it is, I won't be mad. Make it look as stupid as you want.
An artist pirate.
A hipster appears to be shooting himself in the face. All your hipster aspects are shown: fedora, glasses, mustache.
Hipster commits suicide before it was cool.
The creator of the time machine hanging himself
A time traveling man has hung himself inside his time machine
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!