Hank moody ?
Little kid is sad because DFTBA
A sad, poor, hipster is upset because he cannot afford the latest "innovation" from Apple.
The new iTurn Apple Turntable is $10,000. The sad hipster looks in longingly at it through the window, knowing he'll never afford it.
sad hipster fag wants a new iTURN table for 10,000$
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!