Is it an eclipse? Is it all of the worlds birds and planes at once? Is it the ISS flying really low? No! It's Captain Obese!
A fat guy with a tatoo that says Cap'n Obea's
Cap'n Obesity carries the Purple Baton of Shame
Naked fat man with a cape smokes a purple reefer
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!