Grandma got run over by a reindeer!
Deer sexually assaulting my grandpa. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR LOUSY GIFTS GRANDPA! NOBODY LIKES SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS!
"Dang it Sonny!" Says a bald man as he is licked on the bank of the head by a deer
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!