OH GOD- I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU- SORRY- I'M SO SORRY, NO, PLEASE, SORRY, I'M SORRY!!

ninja karate chopping a human orange

ninja karate chops someone from the jersey shore

Ninja has very sharp finger nails.

ninja with a look of sheer terror

Ninjas don't fear my poop

Ninja staring at poop and singing Mulan's song

blind folded man is near a turd and has no idea

"I'm blindfolded...but my poop-radar is off the charts!!!"