Blue man ignites candles in birthdaycake with hes deathbeam eyes

A happy blue man lighting a birthday cake with his laser eyes.

dude trapped inside of a germ that wants birthday cake so bad he uses laser vision on it

A guy uses his eye lasers to break out of a bacteria cell for birthday cake.

Ninja with laser vision melts Wendy Oldbag's head.

Cyclops? with his laser eyes kills a spider.

two headed monster kills a spider with it's left eye laser

Two headed Loch Ness Monster fires a giant spider with its laser eyes. The Monster is happy.

two headed worm shooting a spider with their laser eyes

I just farted and it smells terrible

white person farting

Might as well chew some leaves.

Man decides to eat leaf

why the fuck shouldn't this guy eat green onion footballs?

Why the fuck not?! I'M GOING TO EAT THIS GREEN SOCCER BALL

Mmmm, green soccer ball.

Earth jizzed upon from a great height

Fuck the world.