a kid playing with a moose
A moose with troll antlers stomps on some kid's head.
Bow down to your creator!
You were all meant to be ruled
Measurement-related puns.
A ruler clearly doesn't understand American measurements. He thinks this five inch long foot is a foot long.
why does a ruler measure a FOOT?
a ruler having a philosophical crisis
A living piece of lemon-orange taffy has black marks engraved into its side. It is frightened.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!