Man with a cord stabbing through his hand has to saw his own hand off to escape. The cord is labeled "UPLINK" and he has 3 gashes in his arm
Man complements his skills on cutting of his arm (they are not bad)
a creepy kid hitting on a chick way out of his league
A guy is choking with something he ate, but that doesn't stop him from hitting on a sexy ginger.
Ushanka wearing man plots a ladies demise
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!