People constantly posting Homestuck on my dashboard and in my tracked tags that really need to stop.
Sad fact with drool.
a man drooling on his shirt. its a FACT
Wife forgot to make a sammich
Domestic violence is the only solution.
electrical resistor being used as a murder weapon
A chocolate man that can't wait for his robot rotisserie to be done. He awaits beneath the jewel of meat, the juices pooling on his face.
hotdog 'cant w8' for dinner
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!