B^U is the best
but, spelled wrong
A butt is coughing
asscough
Silly butt, you can't cough
A man with balls for a face that can't cough.
Bumface wants cough, not fart.
A man is taking a crap in someone's face, but all that's coming out is shredded lettuce.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!