Don't do that with a banana. It isn't clever or funny.

fuzzy banana

A newly-divorced banana crying alone in his one bedroom apartment, drinking alcohol on his couch

A sad banana laying on a couch.

A sad banana reclines on a red chaise longue in a green room. It is crying.

Depressed banana in old folks home misses his pal Kumquat

fried orange and a banana

Fresh fruit, the drug of vegans

vegie tales