The Greek Gods have an argument over who passed gas.

banana boat and a naked lady

Ok......! I don't know what to write!

A shy narwhal jumps over a sea-ghost in the middle of the night.

Drama.

Milk and cookies.

a quart of milk and 2 chocolate chip cookies

Milk and two cookies

present for santa claus

Fecal matter that appears to be adressed to santa claus

Shit for Santa

Santa shits in a box and gives it to someone while a bunch of flies fly around the box also there's a tag saying "santa" on the box

Santa Claus places a foul-smelling exclamation point in a box with his name on it.

Santa has a private party. NSA knows about it.

Go to the party?

LMFAO singing Party Rock Anthem

Two words, one festive and one musical word, in different colours. One's on top of the other.

A festival of men playing violins, translated in French