a man turns blue from too much fapping

Man suffocates himself while jerking off.

Ancient Roman Philosophy.

"let's wear bed keets" I think it says and a happy guy next to the words I just quoted, and the guy has a belly like charmander

A man looks happy, he wears an orange and yellow shirt. He announces, "Let's wear bad keets!"

Weird woman with spaghetti on her dress and a penis coming out of it, while some indecipherable gibberish looks on.

A sexy, sexy spaghetti monster raping a woman

A girl with a purple skull on her shirt with the name: Rose Lalonde next to her

Some blue haired whore in a skull t-shirt