Slender man walks into a cake shop.

slenderman wants to sleep okay

very annoyed slender man on christmas

See. Even Slenderman celebrates Christmas.

puttin sum balls all up on that raggedy ass tree

If a tree rips off a mans balls alone in the forest, does he make a sound?

man lost his balls. doesn't give a fuck

A man loses his balls in a terrible accident.

now you're lying on the cold hard ground