Keep calm and carry on
some dude murdered someone
An awkward between you and a murderer who gets caught in the act.
witnessing a murder can be awkward
Some guy has died quite graphically, and someone else has an awkward boner.
Flying red eared dick mongler bypasses a ground blue box pants-ed cock mongler
Dude Skaterdick reminds kids that setting your feet on fire and then throwing dildos at birds is both fun and educational.
Gangster on a skateboard throws dicks at a child's star
You could try to catch a star, but I'll hand it before you do!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!