no dave, I'm not a homosexual!
JOHN EGGBERT IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. GET OVER IT YOU FUCKASS.
The fandom's common interpretation of John Egbert. Of course, his real personality is quite different.
Nerd still afraid to come out of the closet.
The closet is gay but refuses to come out
At the door another door says no
Two cans arguing
Toilet fuckbuddies
man thinking about cheese
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!