That one shark everyone knows on this site

a rock in the ocean

A fractured boulder laid on the finnish flag

ei viddu mage :DDDDD ebin kuva :DDDDDdddd

Retard finally realized his dream of being covered in blood.

The blood God dilivers

the flash is delivering a baby

The Flash takes up a new day job

The Flash works as a Telemarketer because he's The Flash.

Gary larson on the telephone to god

God calls gary on his cell phone, gary greets god, god says "I don't exist"

Some sort of weird interdimensional communication.

A rat person smoking a cigarette, looking at me, and saying "watcha' lookin' at"