This is why I love dancing with llamas...

dances with ponies

I cant ride this horse! My limbs are to rubbery and it's far too small anyhow!

I can't ride that horse. "I'm A FUCKING PONY YA DUMB PERSON. RIDE ME YA FUCKIN' MOLE!" says the pink pony in response

I say there were far to many naughty words to repeat!

so many hands

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This is, apparently, a show.