it's a poo.

Eye floater.

toilet with an eye

toilet flushing

saturn entering a black hole, making a sound (*swoosh*)

saturn

That's one happy planet Uranus

Lauran Faust's next project as drawn by a five year old boy.

orange man with a pink outfit with a pink cape and a big yellow hat

A man in a hat chewing bubblegum.

Ass-flavored gum

Same old gum as always

DENTAL PLAN! (lisa needs braces)

Braces

A freckled person with braces

scenester with braces injecting heroin

a sad guy taking drugs

In an alternate Marvel universe, Steve Rodgers only got a vaccine shot, becoming Captain Paperweight, stuck doing paperwork in a cubicle.

A pharaoh gets stuck in traffic

Galo Sengen in a traffic jam.

speed king

a king is hitting 200 mph in his lawnmower

A man with long white hair wearing a crown and a purple cape with a fur trim riding a scooter. His speed is shown on a sign as 200.

princess in a blue dress in a car

rebeca black friday single

Someone is pissed off because they've just heard a terrible song and it's not the weekend

Justin Bieber fucking people's ear canals

Goku is shooting a gray egg out of his mouth.

random crap

Man shooting blue lasers from his legs

These water-barfing shoes are great!

Humanity

scared man

fat animus is cheering with a tie