my mom just farted :(
Dad upset with his wife because she queefs
anry man and pokerface woman
A guy has a heart attack while his girlfriend stares with a poker face
A stick man faints/dies while playing a heart-shaped violin for a saggy-boobed blonde girl with an uneven haircut.
A doodler is overwhelmed by the amount of dicks and boobs in DoD
OWOWOWOWOWOW SO MANY DICKS CHASING ME
Sorry, all they had left were cockeyed ostriches...
There is a sale on ostriches at PetSmart. They used to be $20.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!