Sherlock, Johnlock, or Doctor Who
The lock approves of johnlock
Voyeuristic basket watches two people kiss
the bucket watches, the bucket sees, the bucket know your dirty secrets honey
a bucket spying a girl who takes her clothes off
A tea cup watches someone pee, he is turned on by what he sees.
Strangely shaped mustard bottle squirting its contents into a coffee cup
cream mustard coffee
Mustard coffee
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!