Two guys. One is saying to the other, "Fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling." It looks like they're on some rock in outer space.

What I see when I look in the mirror in the morning

You discover you're a vampire in the bathroom; and you cannot see your reflection Don't worry, because this isn't Twilight.

"What the fuck!" screamed the quite handsome man as he gazed upon himself in the mirror. Oh, how he thinks himself ugly, 'tis a shame.

a 23 year old woman takes a drivers test and is pleasantly seduced by her thirty something year old female instructor

jet plane

a mess

Delicious bacon and eggs

a poop and a gry, circel

pile of brown stuff next to alien head

pig fly and a plate of shit