scary ghost

the scariest thing i ever seen.

eraser meets water

A pencil drowns its eraser while the tip is happy.

A pencil washing itself up in a stream

a pencil being smuggled into a country that forbids pencils by means of a bright blue ship.

devil glasses-wearing elastigirl

Blonde blue-eyed demon snake lady wears glasses and stares at you expressionlessly.

Apathetic viking snake with glasses. She is blonde.

green viking maggot man is equipped with his two knives of choise. he also wears sunglasses and a blonde wig underneath his helmet

sarah palin in a bowtie

mustache

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A smug man with an oversized mustache says, "Call now, pussy." in cursive.

call now for great moustache

double-chinned stache

manboobs on skis

Two man boobs finding religion

Neurotic anime face has pinkeye

David bowie with a wig on.

David Bowie

David Bowie is: Aladdin Sane.

Aladdin singing Bowie

snoring lady

Chubby narcoleptic brunette

gabe newell sleeps on the job

brock is sleeping but no1 notices

A severed head "sleeping" on a hill

a man's severed head on a silver platter, perched on the highest of three hills

Cheeto on top of chocolate on top of cheese (with red sprinkles) on top of broccoli. With a spritz of lemon.

some cyclops lego nigger looks at a cup of piss i think

Cyclops pees into a glass

one eyed man peeing in bucket