Earwigs being stabbed through the shitty little scary ass brains
Peanut butter spokesperson cannot answer a difficult question at a press conference.
president of the peanut butter of the month club takes a few questions from the press
The president of the peanut butter of the month club gets to the pressing issues of peanut butter, "What peanut butter is best?"
A peanut butter weight scale.
One jar of JIF weighs 12.03 grams
Jif weighs about 12.03 ounces
A jar of Jif peanut butter weighs about 12.03oz
peanut butter on an ironing board on an alarm clock at midnight
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!