A non-electrical object within arms reach of where you are sitting... or standing, if you are a wierdo...
Shitty newspaper
A newspaper with the text "BAN THIS SICK FILTH" and then some breasts.
someones hot mom got a picture of her naked in the newspaper
godzilla takes a shower. much uGUUUUU
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!