Anything but yellow face. Really, anything at all.

The Lord has given you a cat

The hand of God reaches down from heaven to present you with a pet kitten.

god saved her kitten, gosh, that's so incredibly nice of him

SOmething Impossible

peace sign

A yellow hand giving the peace sign, possibly Yoko Ono?

peace sign

A billboard for peace.

a pizza?

pizza explosion

Dinner is ruined in a fiery pizza explosion!!!

angry bulimic fake tan acne pac man

toxic toilet is eaten by pac man with pimples

Pacman fleeing the toilet's assault.

Pac-Man runs away from a toilet.

pacman facing away from a toilet

sum pink stuff

A cake with WAY too much pink icing sitting on the counter in the dark.