Vampires, but the old ones that are badass!

count dracula has just fed.

Vampire with red bow tie.

tyler durden

Happy girl. Wide smile, small eyes.

melon rind trick goes horribly wrong

two blind peas playing rock paper scissors

Dave Strider peas

confused

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLEE!

KYLEE'S BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1??!?!?1?!?1/1?!??!

Male stripper in a birthday cake that yells out, "Happy D-Day!"

Dick pirates ahoy

Jane and Dirk. Yeah. That's what that is.