shrek opened the door, got on the floor, and is attempting to do the dinosaur

Shrek wants to go through the door because there are cute little dinosaurs behind it.

Shrek opens the door, only to find the high dinosaur.

Shrek opens a door to a dinosaur

y tho...

Disembodied head contemplates life in a stereotypically aloof manner

someone is upset with ios7

a man with a volcano for a head fusses over the fact that his ipad is disabled

I hadn't even realized I had a volcano on my music stand until it blew up...