I wish to die. I'm unfit to live.
Some lazy-ass faggot sucks too much to be bothered to actually make a doodle, so you can just draw whatever the fuck you want.
taking a shit big time.
Flavor Flav
A can of soda presumably. The manufacturer scribbles their name and label on there.
Accidentally bought a can of Papsi instead of Pepsi
pepsi can
Coca Cola's nemesis: PEPSI.
discriminative can only servers pepsi products
A sign with 'only pepsi' on it with an image of a brown bottle
Penises
A refusal to draw the previous description.
Some kid about to murder his homework but is thinking about not murdering it
Man writes a note
man writes himself a note - literally!!!
A smiling man receives a yellow Post-It note reading "Dear me, I'm writeing [sic] this note to you.
I writer lying to himself.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!