Major McCheese

I liek chocolate milk. I WANT FISHY CRACKERS!! (Cheese)

I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING!

I BET YOU CANT FIT THE PLATE OF COOKIES IN YOUR MOUTH

Retarded man with strange voice trying inviting to take chances with money.

a man on a gamler

Finally! I scored triple 7's on the slot machine! But what's this? A damn pilgrim is here to step on me and claim my prize for himself!

666 (the number of the beast) plus 111 makes...

Satan? Star of David? The letter 'b'? Does anyone really know?

A man choosing between satanism, judaism, and blowjobs.

A man has to choose from three dors, leading to satanism, judaism or my little ponies.

Choose a door wosely: 2 of them will contain stars, and one of them will grant your deepest wish (having a bicycle)

Me is sam

I AM SAM

Curly haired man wants rest after a long journey.

After a hard day at the jelly bean factory Eugene needs to rest.

U jelly ?

Jelly from Friend

a friend gives you a jar of purple jelly

a: "Here y'go, man. Grape jelly. I'm not gonna eat it." b: "No that's okay." a: "G'head. Take it." b: "Really?" a: "S'okay." b: "EEEEEE!"

Man playing "Duke Nukem Forever".

Press left mouse button to piss

Hank Hill talking about Postal 2.

A guy ,wearing a shirt that reads "Propane", saying "Postal 2".

Hank Hill has a narrow urethra

a man with a gigantic black cock is boiling water

Raptor

Dinosaurs never saw that one coming.

Dinosaurs

dinosaur in love

crocodile love

Megatron's death

i...........have the car

littering is bad, but not that bad.

It just says, "BAD"

The bad album, by Michael Jackson.

Dosey Dowwww, Pedo bear, get in my I got sawm canduh

tits or gtgo

ducks or gtgo

Huge saggy pair of tits falling on the ground

A woman with a pretty well drawn face, but her feet are massive and her legs extend up to her chest, she isn't sure what is going on

Konata Izumi's mom is confused as to why she's alive.

confused girl wearing a poorly drawn purple dress