The Scout finds out that Spy is his real dad.

Boyscout walks in on his dad in a gimp suit.

A scout leader finds his dad is that gimp out of pulp fiction.

a constructionworker/jedi learns that the black ninja turtle is his father.

A ninja turtle shoot-off telling his son about his hidden hobby of cross animal dressing.

Leonardo is the leader of the crew.

I just menstrated

some dude with pecs having his period needs a better tattoo

Its well...a woman with boobies...sat on a toilet...on her period.