dirk is upset. it's hard and no one understands.

a silver knife with a brown handle that is very sad :(

A knife is sad that he killed his dear friend, the Spoon.

knife killed spoon

A man has been stabbed!

Luigi violently murders his, far superior, brother.

Don't do it Luigi! He's your brother!

green bro from mario bout to cap sum bitch namd marie

luigi holds a gun to marie

Anime chick who has a secret tentacle for a penis

literally "Anime chick who has a secret tentacle for--- what the fuck

half man half squid rules the seven seas.

Octopus-man

english octopus

fancy octopus!

hill billy octo

Lill, octo, and billy. Lill is a giant shoe, octo is a person, and billy is a giant shit.

A pair of expensive sneakers, a guy named Octo and a pile of shit.

slime from final fantasy admires red converse basketball shoes and small pile of feces

rocking out to Wii

A scribble with eyes watches a book while it weeps uncontrollably.

A pile of wood crying over a backwards book

Wood not able to move on with his life

A sad stump questions it's life choices

A tree stump looks with wide, tear filled eyes and asks "why?"

a stump crying with a shadow on it of a guy holding a gun. caption: why?

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Voldemort gritting his teeth with crazed eyes.

Voldemort

Voldemort names his favourite Techo Artist

One tuff cream puff

Geodude

Some fat man who thinks he is strong.

Chubby blond guy lifting invisible weights

fat air

balloon

A minimalistic balloon

red balloon says fuck this im out

Balloon can finally commit suicide as it drifts into the mesosphere

Strong Bloon