Instructions on how to succeed in life

A boy reading a book about "how to succeed in life" while sitting on a fishing dock, his feet bathing in the water. Seagulls and lemonade!

A man sit on a dock reading the book "How to succeed in life". A boat floats by and all seems calm in the world.

a terrible drawing of something i can't even make sense of, (something to do with boats??)

Massive-tentacle creature destroying a pirate ship in a storm.

Scylla attacking Odysseus's ship.

a ship attacked by 3 red worms and a bigger red worms with gun

Hydra about to pounce on an unexpecting adventurer at sea.

man on boat almost attack by idra

omg! sea hydra!

SEA MONSTER

WHAT A GOOF. I MEAN, HE'S ALL ALONE, I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN A TV

someone has pooped in the camera!

a camera with shit on the lenses

One eyed square fish eating brown algea.

Fish eating shit

A blue fish with purple fins vomiting onto a pile dog poo. Above, the word 'yum!'.

shit fuck ass cunt

gingers have no soul

i keep my sole

Matt Morgan tries to hit Crimson with the Carbon Footprint, but it doesn't work because Crimson put a layer of kelp in Morgan's shoes.

Well... it's ET with some creepy ass eyes and he wants to phone home so he's pretty damn happy ye

stoned ET with an erection phoning home