Homestuck, gross.

i am the walrus

Potato up set he hasn't heard of the Beatles

The potato gets tired of being mistaken for the walrus from that famous Beatles song.

Potato claims he is not a walrus

A guy who looked like he just saw a porno for the first time says, "Allah, I am potato. Not Whirus."

A Muslim potato declares his current state to Allah.

lonely fat nun

sad bastard wearing black clothes