Can you not?
angsty campbells soup refuses a haircut because the haircut it currently has is good enough
Soup wants compliments on new haircut
nobody notices that hairs.
My long lost father
#1 dad.
hot Shit in a mug is given to the best father.
A guy holding a mug that says #1 Dad
horny dad
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!